Men’s Bathroom Observations

Today's subject is Bathroom Observations or to be more specific – Men’s Bathroom Observations. I know this is a subject we all know all to well but are sometimes way too scared or afraid to say anything about. So I guess I will be the one that will open up this “can of worms”.
I am not telling how I know this, but how come a woman’s office restroom almost always smells like a rose or flower garden with slight hints of flowers. not to mention, flowers in the stalls and on the bathroom sink. And you enter the men’s office restroom and it smells like you are entering a massive construction zone or the after effects of class 5 nuclear bomb blast. And there is nothing in the men’s restroom except for the occasional Sports Page or Business Journal which we are way too afraid to touch since no telling where the previous hand have been that read it.
One of the oddest habits I have noticed in the Men’s Bathroom is the washing of the hands before they do their “business”. This part I can understand because one does not know the germs they have handled throughout the day. But the thing I really don't understand is why do some men just “zip up” and abruptly leave. I mean leave without washing their hands.  And to think, I shake hands and handle paperwork throughout the day not knowing the germs that are floating around.
Then there is the time I enter the Men’s Office Restroom as if it was just declared an off limits nuclear blast zone. One really needs to be more considerate after they have “dropped the bomb”. And it almost always seems that there is absolutely no “sweet” smelling aerosol in the restroom. And if by some slight chance there was some, even in an old rusty dented can, they do not even make an attempt to use it of check to see if it works.
And now for the one that is a major no-no. I guess this is the ultimate Men’s Office Restroom sin, and this is the “wondering eye syndrome”. When in there, it is understood (the #1 unwritten rule) that one does not look over, lean over and catch a glimpse look at another man when in there. You want to talk about awkward? Well this would be. Enough said on the #1 Cardinal sin.
In closing, I would like to ask that all men be more considerate when visiting the “John”.  Was your hands before and after your “business”, spray a little aerosol before you leave and last keep eyes to yourself.